rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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