Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
