Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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