How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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