I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This is my gift to your gina
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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