i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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