I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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