So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Randomize
