I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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