question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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