I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
