question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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