We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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