...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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