If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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