Dual....:-)
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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