He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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