what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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