Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
