flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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