you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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