Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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