A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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