my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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