thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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