And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Randomize