So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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