nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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