Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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