she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I understand Curling. That high.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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