i love accidental penises.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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