Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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