I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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