Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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