4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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