put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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