So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
