My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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