JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
