She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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