i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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