it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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