He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I believe in your delicious
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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