This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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