Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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