Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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