Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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