Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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