mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm like, not good at living.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
