is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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