Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
