i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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