brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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