i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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