that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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