he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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